Sex while watching Euro 2021
Finally! After a long and terrible pandemic, the Euro football tournament is about to begin! Hundreds of millions of football fans have been waiting more than a year to finally see their country or their favorite countries play against other countries in a battle for the ultimate prize, the winner's cup!
Imagine having to wait four years for one of the most important tournaments in all of football, only to be forced to wait another year because of a worldwide pandemic.
Since fans of Euro 2020 have been waiting for more than a year, their excitement is electric. The crowds are happier than in 2016. Euro 2021 could not come at a better time. Thanks to a pair of Turkish scientists, several vaccines are now available to the public all over the world.
As long as the vaccine continues to reach all of the people who desperately need it, we can all meet with each other and gather again soon and without risk of spreading covid-19 among us. And since we can meet together in public now, that means we can all celebrate the Euro Championship together!
And with the celebration of football matches now comes another very important activity that people love to do when they're excited: have sex!
Football and Sex
Football is an important sport for most of the world. The energy, passion, and loyalty that each player has for their favorite team is like nothing in this world. They have such a special connection with their team.
If the team loses, they feel as if they lost themselves. When the team wins, the team's fans feel as though they won with the team.
So it should not surprise anyone to learn that some people are so excited for a long-awaited football match, they had to have sex either right before or right after the game. They just need to release all of that pent-up energy.
When the body gets excited, it gets excited in more ways than just an increase in the pulse or excessive expiration underneath the armpits! Just think of any pre or post-game sexual escapades as an extension of the spirit of the game!
So, when is the best time to have sex while you're watching the Euro 2020 football championship? This question is so important that we had to devise a system to have sex and have the energy to cheer on our teams.
If you just can't keep it in your pants, how can you time your sexual relations with your partner so you get that orgasm your body is craving, but you don't miss a moment of the game?
Don't worry; we've done all the research for you.
Here is your ultimate strategy guide to having sex while watching Euro 2021.
Sex during Euro 2021
Anyone who is reading this guide can use it one of two ways. They can either use our guide to create a sex schedule so they can know the days when they can have sex with their partner so that they don't miss a match that is important to them.
They can also use this guide as an excuse to get out of sex with their partner.
Hey, we don't care what you use this guide for, as long as it helps you. There are some days when we just can't have sex with our partner, but we don't want to pretend to have a headache or tell them no to their face.
Or maybe you have a flourishing love life with your partner, but you have to save some of your energy to cheer on your team. No matter what your reason is, this guide can help you schedule your love life.
The simple guide to sex during the Euro Championship 2021
So, the European championship 2021 will run from June 11th to July 11th. So there's a whole month of games and sex to be watched and scheduled3,m,k.
Is there anything I should know about the 2021 Euro championship?
Because of the unbelievably unforgettable and world-changing pandemic that we are all going through, there are a few changes to the euro Championship. But none of these changes are so drastic that a change of the fundamentals of the game or the championship.
One of the biggest changes is that the games are being held in several European cities.
As any fan of the Euro Championship knows, the games are held in a single city during regular years. But since people cannot move in trouble, the championship committee decided to bring the games to a small number of residents in several major cities.
Luckily, this year's multiple venues favor those who are trying to schedule their sexual escapes around the championship games. Every game will have its own schedule, but that only means that the championship schedule is flexible and adheres to each city's time zone.
The official schedule
On June 11th, the first match between Turkey and Italy will commence.
On June 25th, The Knockout stages will begin, and the final match that decides the winner of the European Championship 2021 will take place on July 11th.
So when the games begin, you can schedule your sexual encounters up to June 10th.
Between June 11th and July 11th, the sexual schedule of all people in all participating countries will have to be flexible. Those who are in relationships should also expect to have a few dick or pussy appointment cancellations.
Remember, sex will always be there, but you have been waiting for the European championship for over a year.
Rescheduling rules due to Covid
Due to the Coronavirus pandemic, there is now a special rescheduling rule that was not in the Euro Championship before. First of all, every team and every player must be tested for Coronavirus 24 hours before a match. If a team member has coronavirus, they must be replaced with a member sitting in reserve.
But suppose enough players on a team have coronavirus. In that case, the match must be rescheduled within 48 hours, and the remaining players who did not test positive for coronavirus must find alternate players to fill in the team.
So if you find out that a team you wanted to watch on a certain day has coronavirus, you now have a 48-hour window in which you can schedule a quick sex session.
Sex rules to follow for a smoother and faster time
Here are a few rules to follow to have a vibrant sex life during the European championship.
- If your favorite team is playing on a certain day, then just don't have sex on that day. You need all your energy to cheer and root for your team and help them win. You certainly can't do that if you're exhausted from morning sex or trying to save up some energy for evening sex. However, if you drink a ton of alcohol while you're watching the game, you certainly will want to express your sexual nature if your team wins. But if your team loses, you might just want pity sex.
- If you are dating someone who is not rooting for the same team as you, you must both coordinate between each other's sexual schedules. Since you plan to save all of your energy for your team on game day, you should expect the same from your partner.
- If you and your partner both cheer for the same team, then your sexual schedule should meld together nicely.
- If you have sex in the morning, don't forget to grab some food and drinks after sex. You'll need to replenish your stamina for the match!
- If you want to hook up with a person you just met, make sure they are not cheering for your team's enemy team! We are pretty sure that is a form of betrayal, and your loyalty to your team is more important than any single sexual encounter.
- Stock up on condoms. We are so excited about the upcoming championships that we forget to do our most basic errands. But don't forget to stock up on condoms. If you are in the middle of a quickie before the match starts, you don't want to have to run down to the chemist to buy condoms because you ran out the other day!
- Also, sexual lubricants and stimulating gels are a must. Not only are these two substances important to help improve pleasure, but they help us when our body is not doing what we want.
- Charge up your sex toys. Nothing is sadder than getting ready for a night all by yourself only to hear your favorite device die moments after you flip the on-switch. Buy extra batteries if you need to.
Conclusion
As long as you use this guide responsibly, you can score right before your favorite team does! And when the next Euro football championship comes around again, feel free to refer back to this guide for all your sexual questions and sexual scheduling. May a combination of winning matches and orgasms lift your spirits for the next month.