DIY Part 5 . Rough Hardcore Compilation 480min1080p60fps

Yo daddy so fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing Yo daddy so old he sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade Yo daddy such a bad cook your family prays AFTER they eat Yo daddy so poor he goes to the park and ducks give him bread Yo daddy so fat when God said “let their be light,” he asked him to move out of the way Yo daddy so stupid he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping the bears hide THEIR food Yo daddy so fat he has to use a boomerang to put on a belt Yo daddy so stupid he ordered an LGBT at subway Yo daddy so old Moses signed his yearbook Yo daddy so fat they changed “one size fits all” to “one size fits most” yo daddy so stupid he failed lunch Yo daddy so white your family wears sunglasses inside Yo daddy so poor his face is on a food stamp Yo daddy so poor he chased after a garbage truck with his shopping list Yo daddy so poor he eats cereal with a fork to save milk Yo daddy so poor he started charging rent to the roaches Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo they thought the elephants escaped Yo daddy so stupid he got fired from a bl0wj0b Yo daddy so fat his blood type is Nutella Yo daddy so fat he doesn’t need the internet because he’s already worldwide Yo daddy so bald I can see what he’s thinking Yo daddy so ugly his portraits hang themselves Yo daddy so fat he starts the Alphabet with an O. O B C D Yo daddy so hairy Animal Planet did a 12 part documentary on him Yo daddy so fat, he was on the fence about losing weight- but then the fence broke Yo daddy so fat everytime he leaves the house NASA thinks there’s a new solar eclipse Yo daddy so fat when he went swimming the water had to wait it’s turn Yo daddy so stupid he bought seaweed from his dr-ug dealer Yo daddy so ugly he went to a dog show and won first place Yo daddy so old he was a waiter at the last supper Yo daddy so stupid he asked “what’s the phone number to 911?” Yo daddy so stupid he booked a doctor appointment with Dr Dre Yo daddy so bald the minions thought he was their new leader Yo daddy so stupid he sat on the TV and watched the couch Yo daddy so fat he turned a living room into a basement Yo daddy so ugly his reflection holds a crucifix Yo daddy so poor his cardboard house got repossessed Yo daddy so poor that when I grabbed a paper plate from the pantry he said, “hey don’t use the good China!” Yo daddy so ugly even Ripley can’t believe it Yo daddy so lazy he’s got a remote control for his remote control Yo daddy such a bad cook he burned my milkshake Yo daddy so ugly I keep a picture of him in my car so it doesn’t get stolen Yo daddy so old when he farted dust came out Yo daddy so ugly his imaginary friends decided to play with the neighborhood kids Yo daddy so fat when he wears boots they turn into flip flops Yo daddy so hairy he speaks Chewbaccan Yo daddy so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of him Yo daddy so stupid he went to the movies to see “closed during the winter” Yo daddy so fat he needs a passport for every time he rolls over Yo daddy so stupid he waits for a stop sign to turn green Yo daddy so skinny they couldn’t see him when he turned sideways Yo daddy so old he has an autographed Bible Yo daddy so short even Yoda made jokes about him Yo daddy so nasty his cigarettes got cancer Yo daddy so boring his book fell asleep Yo daddy so ugly everytime he swims there’s another lochness monster sighting Yo daddy so lazy he took 4 years to come out your grandma Yo daddy so nasty the toilet seat caught an S T D Yo daddy so fat when he backs up he beeps Yo daddy so stupid he bought tickets to see Xbox Live Yo daddy so poor he goes to KFC to lick other peoples’ fingers Yo daddy so fat the earth was flat before he was buried Yo daddy so ugly he laid on the beach and even the tide wouldn’t take him out Yo daddy so fat and stupid the only letters of the alphabet he knows are K.F.C. Yo daddy so stupid he studied for a COVID test Yo daddy so ugly your grandpa hit him and got arrested for animal abuse Yo daddy so fat he farted and caused Hurricane Ian Yo daddy so ugly he waited in line for the haunted house and made the kids cry before they even went inside Yo daddy so dumb he sold the house to pay the mortgage Yo daddy so old his driver’s license has hieroglyphics on it Yo daddy so old his mom had to feed him with a slingshot Yo daddy so dumb it took him 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes Yo daddy so ugly they told him he couldn’t come in the party unless he took off his mask Yo daddy got so many teeth missing it looks like his tongue is in jail Yo daddy so poor he got 2 TV channels: on and off Yo daddy so dumb he went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth Yo daddy so old he has a separate entrance for black d*ck Yo daddy so dark they marked him absent in night school Yo daddy so ugly his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Yo daddy so fat they consider him by tozmisalad