I'm amazing. Trust me, I don't lie about stuff like that. I only lie when it's financially beneficial. Or if somebody asks me for a list of my favorite things to do in Wasau, Wisconsin. Hope to die?
- Relationship: Single
- Intrested in: Girls
- Job: Roller Rink Owner
- Turn ons: Midget pickleball, midget badminton, and midget bowling. Getting a bj while watching a fishing show
- Turn offs: Burping while singing, trying to explain what Willis is talking about, it doesn't matter to anyone.
- Joined: 2 years ago
- Last login: 8 months ago
- Website: http://eporner.com
- Interests and Hobbies: tanning, doing the bossa nova on x or pcp, running errands with an Erin, collecting buttons, worms
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Edbate24's Posted comments
Staring contest, you, me, right now. Go!
Happy B-Day Amanda! Did you wish for Penis or for Franklin Delano Romanowski to drop dead? I'm thinking it was Penis....Hope your day is wonderful and till your next birthday I hope you have plentiful penises to pleasure your pussy and penetrate any other portal you want pleasured by a stiff pole the size of Pringles can or a 3 pack of Penns phinest. Do you play tennis? You're a wonderful grunter, very important in women's tennis to grunt well.....Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.....Happy
I'd have to say blowjob #68 is the best but #'s 13 and 87 would have been the best in a lot of blowjob compilations. I don't think #112 can even be considered a blowjob, she just let it sit in her mouth for 30 seconds without moving and then he pulled it out.
"Where am I", "Who are you", "Did we have sex"??? "You're welcome".
If that Vagina could sing I bet it would have a wonderful sounding voice.
I think I went to college with her. I think her name was Velma Wynn. Hi Velma
You shouldn't have sex on the forks of a forklift like that without the parking break being on, I can't tell if this one is on or not but I thought I'd share that. Everyday one person in this country dies or is severely injured attempting or engaging in sexual activity around or on a forklift.
Barry! Barry! It's bath time. Barry! We should have sex, Yep let's do it Barry. Barry! Barry! Ohhhhhh Barrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!
Did she burn herself with a crack pipe? Been there, easy to do.
I'm thinking about masturbating again.........I've made a decision. I'm gonna!