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Lookin for a sack race partner or someone to throw a frisbee with after having sex in abandoned cars
About me:
I'm amazing. Trust me, I don't lie about stuff like that. I only lie when it's financially beneficial. Or if somebody asks me for a list of my favorite things to do in Wasau, Wisconsin. Hope to die?
- Relationship: Single
- Intrested in: Girls
- Job: Roller Rink Owner
- Turn ons: Midget pickleball, midget badminton, and midget bowling. Getting a bj while watching a fishing show
- Turn offs: Burping while singing, trying to explain what Willis is talking about, it doesn't matter to anyone.
- Joined: 2 years ago
- Last login: 5 months ago
- Website: http://eporner.com
- Interests and Hobbies: tanning, doing the bossa nova on x or pcp, running errands with an Erin, collecting buttons, worms