Pornstars in politics
You just never know who is going to get involved in politics and for what reason. We all have political opinions. Everyone who has ever watched the news before has a political opinion. It might not be a well-informed or intelligent opinion, but they the right to have one nonetheless. We definitely know that celebrities have political opinions, as they love to share these opinions with their followers on Instagram and Twitter.
Some people say that celebrities should just stick to acting. They should never talk about political issues, and that's just silly. Politics influences everyone's lives, so we had all better be informed about what's going on in our world. But some celebrities take it a step further and actively get involved in politics.
There are many Hollywood celebrities that endorse their favorite candidates, try to run for office, or use their fame to influence a policy or law change. There are even some pornstars that take it upon themselves to get into politics too. Whether they are wanted in the political arena or not, these adult film actors and actresses have political opinions of their own and they will use any power and fame they have to further their cause.
Here are just a few pornstars that ran for president, earn a seat in their country’s Parliament or publicly endorsed their favorite candidate.
Jenna Jameson Loves Mitt Romney
Jenna Jameson is one of the more popular pornstars in the United States. Even people who have not watched porn know her name. Well, this beautiful blonde has many political opinions and one of those opinions is about Mitt Romney.
In 2012, Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt Romney for president and said that she would be voting for him come election time. The reasons why she endorsed Mitt Romney for president are varied and strange.
For example, when Mitt Romney was on a trip outside of the United States, he made some very foolish remarks. His critics didn't care for what he said, but Jameson thought his remarks were entertaining. She even went on to say that she:
respects someone who opens their mouth without thinking
Unfortunately, Mitt Romney did not care for her endorsement and many people in the GOP did not like that a pornstar was endorsing their Republican candidate. Even though most Republicans watch porn, and even meet and have sex with them, they do not want to be associated with them.
Italian Porn Star Cicciolina Wins A Seat in the Italian Parliament
Italy is truly a marvelous country. Not only is it the country of undying romance, like France, but Italy also has a very open way of thinking about sex. Where else could a pornstar become a member of their country's Parliament?
If a pornstar ever tried to run for office here in the United States, every prude and pastor would march on their state's capital and hold month-long prayer sessions until the adult film star was forced off the campaign trail. And the country would NEVER hear the end of their complaints about morality and warnings about the impending end times.
But a beautiful telling pornstar named Cicciolina became a member of the Italian parliament in the 1990s. She was born in Hungary and worked as a model. Then, she immigrated to Italy during her 20s and became a prominent Italian porn star.
Her real name is Ilona Staller and she worked in Italy as an adult film actress starting in the 1970s. In 1979, she decided to run as a candidate for a seat in the Italian parliament. At the time, she was part of Italy's Green Party.
Ilona surprised everyone in Italy on the day she won her seat in Parliament. No one thought she could do it, but she proved them all wrong. Since becoming a member of the Italian parliament, she has been known for her crazy, headline-generating antics.
At one point during her term in 1991, she offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein. This stunt was supposed to bring about peace in Iraq. It looks like Saddam did not take her up on her offer.
In 2020, Staller brought herself out of retirement and created a brand-new political party. She created the party in retaliation to the right-wing populists that are gaining power in Italy. Not only is populism gaining traction in Italy, but one of the policies of the populists reduced the pension that Staller was set to inherit. The populist party that caused her pension to be slashed is known as the Five Star Movement. Her new political party is known as the Democracy, Love, and Nature party.
Mary Carey’s Run For The Governor of California
In 2021, there was a major recall campaign against Governor Gavin Newsom. Californians had to vote on whether to keep Gavin Newsom or kick him out in favor of one of the many other candidates who suddenly popped up out of nowhere.
The entire recall campaign was a shitshow and completely worthless. Over 72% of voters in California voted to keep him as the Governor. Absolutely no one wanted the recall to happen.
But when a republican cries, all the other Republicans in the party must wipe their tears away, give them an ice cream cone, pat them on the head, and blame the nearest Democrat. The entire process wasted $200 million of taxpayer money and nothing changed.
There were over 100 candidates in the 2021 recall and one of those candidates was the adult film actress Mary Carey. The best part of her campaign was the inclusion of her body measurements in all of her campaigning materials. Her campaign slogan was a real doozy.
Finally, a politician you want to be screwed by!
A policy that Mary wanted to implement when she took office was a tax on breast implants.
If anyone took the time to look up Carey’s history and policies, they would learn that 2021 recall was not her first time she campaigned to become California governor. She also ran in 2003.
Since Gavin Newsom survived his recall, Mary was not able to become California’s governor. But if you would like to know more about the beautiful Mary Carey and her policies, you can always send her a message for a fee through her Onlyfans account.
Stormy Daniels and the run for Senate in Louisiana
Even if you have been living under a rock for the past four years, you know exactly who Stormy Daniels is. Because of her tryst with the President of the United States, she is now cemented in the world of politics and part of political history.
In 2018, a major news outlet revealed to the world that she had an affair with Donald Trump over a decade ago. The affair happened while he was married to Melania Trump. During further investigation, it was found that he paid $130,000 to keep her mouth shut.
But this scandal was not Stormy Daniel's first encounter with the world of politics, which can be just as filthy as the world of sex and adult entertainment.
In 2009, Stormy Daniels toyed with the idea of running for Senator of Louisiana. Running for office was not Stormy’s idea. At the time, Stormy had a lot of fans and through internet magic and a little bit of delusion, they campaigned for Stormy to get involved in politics.
At first, she did not want to, but her fans convinced her a little bit more every day. Her fans even created a website for her called DraftStormy.com.
Her fans wanted her to run against a Republican senator named David Vitter. At the time, Vitter was accused of having connections to a major prostitution ring. As her mind started to change, Stormy decided to hire a few trusted people and they formed committee for her campaign.
But the world of politics is dark and evil and Stormy learned that firsthand. The manager of her campaign had their car blown up. They never found out who did it and nobody was injured but it was truly a shock.
But the car bomb did not deter her, and she declared her run for the Republican candidate in April 2010. She even had a BDSM-themed fundraiser. Unfortunately, the media made fun of her the entire time, and no one took her seriously. She had to renounce her campaign to run for Republican senator on April 15th 2010.
Cherie Deville and her run in the 2020 Presidential Election
2020 was one of the strangest, wildest, and scariest years that mankind has ever had in recent history. Not only did the dreaded coronavirus rage across the world, but Trump bombed Iran, a major earthquake hit Latin America, Kim Jong Un pretended to be dead to find any political rivals, and the United Kingdom officially left the EU.
Oh, and the US also had its 2020 presidential election. That was a terrible election; some say it was worse than the 2016 election. But there was one entertaining aspect buried within the clusterfuck of the 2020 presidential election and it was Cherie Deville's campaign for the President of the United States.
Deville’s campaign motto was:
Make America Fucking Awesome Again
Her Vice president pick was Coolio. Yes, that's right, the rapper Coolio.
DeVille ran as a Democrat and her main bodyguard was a WWE wrestler named Virgil. One of the main tenets of her campaign was that she and her campaign already had connections with President Donald Trump. She was going to use her connections to smooth over the transition from Republican to Democrat when she won the presidency.
There were a few people who liked that she was running for president. After all, there was nothing she could do that had to be hidden away. When you are a pornstar, everything that you've ever done is out in the open and on the internet.
In an interview with The Daily Beast, she stated that she is passionate about immigration, health care, and the state of education in the United States. She's also had a lot of experience dealing with people in poverty and struggling middle-class Americans.
She is a middle-class American herself, so she’s not out of touch with what the people need.
Obviously, she did not win, but given that Trump had no political experience either and was a TV star, she probably had as good a chance as anyone else.
China’s Pornstar politician
The last country anyone would expect a pornstar to become a popular politician is China. When a person from the West thinks of China’s politics, the first elements that come to mind are China’s rigid social rankings, censored news, overarching government reach, and swift and vigorous crackdowns on political dissent.
So, imagine our surprise when we learned that, in 2014, there was a pornstar that decided to run for political office in China. She's known as The Divine Bosom and her aim is to bring sexiness to the country's politics.
One of her main complaints about China's politics is that it is overwhelmingly male and conservative. She said there needs to be a place for women, for the liberal side of the country, and for sex workers.
One policy that she wanted to implement when she won a seat in office was to generate tax breaks for movie studios so they can film in more cities.
Conclusion
Politics is dirty, underhanded, grimy, full of danger, and can hurt millions and millions of people if the wrong person is elected to office. To us, the average politician is far more dangerous than the average pornstar. So, if a porn star enters into the world of politics, they just might make it better.
Not only do pornstars earn an income similar to the bottom 90% of America, but they also interact with everyday people and understand their struggles. If the United States political system isn't going to welcome adult film stars, sex workers, nude models, addicts, etc, then they should create their own political party!